[恶搞的暴笑的愚你没商量]愚你没商量

愚人节里把人愚，愚人之后心欢愉。愚人程度要注意，莫因愚人而伤人。愚人为在增情谊，愚人愚人不伤人。祝你愚人节里愚人欢愉，开心受愚。下面是教师范文吧小编为大家准备的愚人节祝福语供大家参考！

1. why are people tired on april fool"s day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)。

答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)。

2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)。

答：when it"s raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )。

3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)。

答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )。

4.what question can never be answered by yes? (哪个问题永远不能回答是的?)。

答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)。

5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)。

答：weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)。

6.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)。

答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)。

7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?。

答：he"s making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.what"s the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?。

答：smiles. because there"s a mile between the letter "s".微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。